Well, first let me say it has been a hell of a weekend. And during this season, I define weekend as Thursday after work until Monday morning. I wonder how much productivity ESPN has cost American Business by broadcasting good (not great) college football on Thursday Nights. Well anyway, let me me recap the fun. Thursday Night I had some former friends over for Oregon / Arizona game and while I was in the bathroom they conspired to have some fun! Well, I left myself logged into the GSR and one of them used my login to denounce my loyalty to the Gators in the ShoutBox. Of course GHF picked this up first thing Friday and ran with it in his Blog. So let's have some fun going back the other way. The co-conspritors in "ShoutBox Gate" are Pac10fan, BarryUGator, and WestVirgizzo. Let me tell you a little about these clowns: Pac10fan is really an Oregon State Beaver fan, however he has been an avid athletic supporter of the Ducks this year. Any team close to home, I guess? And BarryUGator, his Alma Mater is Barry University. Get a football team, and then talk smack. And last, but not least, there is WestVirgizzo, who I am 99% sure is the head of this little band. He never attended the University of West Virginia, but he did graduate from FAU with both an undergrad and a graduate degree. And now, I think we know the true motive behind this warrantless attack. GHF, you get a pass this time ( i could have rung your ass up too). Friday Afternoon, Nauti, Gatortail, GHF, SurfinGator, gatorboy, pimpingator, MilfGator, the rest of the gang and I made the trip to the holy land for the game. Stuck in traffic, we saw this:
So that's what they do with a FAU Masters in Engineering, huh?
At the game I was further exposed to more FAU prowness. Because I had only managed to score tics in the visitor section, I was surrounded by the FAU's brightest and most dedicated fans. And of course I was seated next to the family of a 2nd string lineman. I listened to the whole friggin' family story about how great he was, and even commented after FAU stop how thier defense looked better than South Carolina's. Well, after the end the second quarter, the civilty stopped. The high-school aged brother of the second string lineman started trying to stoke Ol' Salty up, "Tebow ain't shit, look we can take him out anytime we want." And of course, the referee's were cheating on every call against FAU, and the Gators were cheating everytime we got flagged. But my favorite was in the the third qurater, the patriarch of this little clan said, "Look at this, we have our second and third string in and Tebow is still in the game. Those croocked bastards are just trying to cover the spread for somebody." Hum, I just wanted to turn to him and say, "That's probably because Tebow's not too tired to play, round here they like to play four quarters of football." But I didn't, some may call me chicken, others may realize I just didn't want to have explain football to an upset asshole with no clear understanding of reality. I did see one, apparently very Wise looking FAU fan:
Everytime I looked over there, he seemed to be watching me.
Well, we all know how the weekend turned out. Thanks Tebow for stumbling through all 59 points and saving me from having to kill somebody in the Swamp. Sorry I didn't get the kids email address for you, but he did seem to have a lot of ideas on how you could improve your game. As for Virgizzo, his Owls may have sucked, but his Volunteers managed to hang-on even if Pat White had the dropsies.
One more thing before I officially declare GSR Hates FSU Week, I did run into the Caiman at the game, and I did give him my cups.
It's OK dude, you can have the cups, even the ones with the holigram.
Florida'sSuckiestUniversity, let the hate begin.