Here at the Gator Safe Room we have nothing better to do than surf the web for cool and interesting shit. Well, I found a website describing a device that could be bulilt from parts easily acquired at Radio Shack. This device is designed to be attached to your cell phone, and will download the deepest, darkest thoughts of anybody you call. Well, with more than a little skepticism, I sprung for the $13.00 in parts, built it, and hooked it up to my cell and made a few calls. First up was Geno Hayes, wasn't hard to find his cell phone number, just stop at any rest area on I -10. Here is picture downloaded right after he answered....
Should've got prone Geno, that's looks like it's gonna hurt!
Next on the hit list, Chief Osceola. This guy has been the center of unspeackable controversy, but he aparently has his own agenda...
Yeah, and Now with Texas Hold 'Um!
Finally, we tried our final number on the list. It took several hundred attempts to get an answer and when he finally answered, he shouted, "Where the Hell is my Ice Cream?". I don't know what the fuck all that was about, but after about 10 minutes of discussing the virtues of homemade ice cream vs. delivery we finally got a picture and hung up (slow server I guess)....
"I like that Hotdog Place in Micanopy too, their waitresses are real nice."
Pretty cool technology if you ask me. Somebody should send this one to Popular Science. Go Gators!