Popcrunch has done us all a favor to savor this offseason, becoming another website to try and objectively order the hottest co-ed student bodies in America… Kudos to them for placing 10 of the 12 SEC schools in the top 25. (UT-25, UK-23, Bama-18, Arky-13, UGA-9, Auburn-8, USCe-6, Ole Miss-5, UF-4 winnah!) Check it out, but keep in mind, probably NSFW.

SEC women...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I’d say this looks pretty accurate to any SEC fan’s description of our women. Or for how a college football poll should look. But even SEC fans can agree that Miami doesn’t belong in either poll. Their prettiest women are on the football team. YEAH, suck on that hurricane1. We’ll see you in September when we’re gonna drop 60 on you and party like its 1985!
There are some blatant misfires in the rankings, FSU above UF, UNC, Texas, UCLA, other big, busty, blonde gigantor schools, etc…waaaay too low, and Duke slipped in at 30. Whaaaa? Guess that solves it. Steve Spurrier has his name all over this puppy. Respect those first employers any chance you get SOS. DUUUUUUUUUKE! #30 now, #25 in the preseason!
- Gator Head Funnel