That's right, it is Orange and Blue... Pretty kick ass don't you think.. But hey, big, pretty sails don't get up the mast without ropes to pull them there and dopes to put the rope there....
Hey dumbass, if the ladder is blowing back almost 90 degrees and your 250 pound ass is being blown that far from the mast, YOU SHOULD CLIMB DOWN! Nope, but, I did survive. Notice there are no pictures of GHF lowering my limp-ass carcass back to the deck. Anyway, we got the rope up, the sail up, and it does make you feel like a Gator to be in the shadow of 500 square feet of Orange and Blue. One more time...
Oh yeah, before I go, I saw a great idea today. It wasn't working out so well for the entrepreneur, but I think with just a little tweaking, he has a hit. That's right ladies and gentlemen, a pontoon boat with a stripper pole. Yep, a floating stripper pole, I didn't make this shit up, I couldn't think this up, I'm not this creative. Thank God for reality, it makes us, well, look smarter than we are We didn't get a picture because we were all standing there with our mouths hanging open, and then I tried to talk GatorTail into a photo-op for the site as he was motoring by, and then he was gone before we grab a camera. But think of the possibilties for the Redneck Riviera... Hell, is there no limits now, can you put a stripper pole on anything? hummmmmmmmm... Doing due diligence and fact checking, I did visit StripperPoles.com. (Warning: this link may violate your company internet use policy, SaltyGator is not responsible). Wow, what an industry...but I guess to properly mount your stripper pole, you need a "stud finder"? Isn't that what the pole is for? Oh well, safety first and all, pep pep.