First of all, all of the pantywaist Florida fans bitching about 'We need a RB, Tebow can't run that much, he'll get hurt,' shut the fuck up. Here's the newsflash: Tebow can get hurt on any play, be it a pass, a run, or tripping over his giant schlong after handing the ball off. Football is a dangerous sport, and if you're playing to protect yourself or the coaches are calling plays to protect you, the other team already has the advantage. So quit your whining and go back to ironing the pleats into your skirt.
Kudos to Penn State for losing to Michigan, hope they don't have Wofford coming up on the schedule anytime soon. I'm no one to mess with a legend, but the game has passed by Joe Pa just like it has passed by Lloyd Carr. That these guys can't come up with a decent offensive scheme considering the ample videotape that's out there shows either that they're dumb (which I'm pretty sure isn't true) or that they're old and don't want to change (which I find much more likely). I can certainly understand not wanting to change, hell, I myself haven't changed my underwear in six days, but that doesn't mean I should be a head ball coach.
Kentucky scores 21 unanswered to end the game at Arkansas. Gotta love the Arkansas crowd booing Casey Dick's dickalicious attempts to throw the ball, which certainly were terrible. Of course it doesn't help when your receivers don't like to catch things that hit them in the hands. Kentucky officially scares me, but then again so do lizards, so maybe I'm not the best authority on fear. What happened to the good old days of the SEC, when you could count on dropping half a hundred on a completely overmatched Kentucky team. 'Sigh,' memories. Also, the next announcer who cracks about how you only expect Kentucky to be good in basketball should have his balls forceably removed with a power saw. Check the last two national champions in basketball to see how far that sort of thinking takes you. Douche.
Major Applewhite is the offensive coordinator at Alabama. That explains alot. (Also, riddle me this: what are the chances of a mediocre black quarterback getting a coordinator's position at a major college program a scant few years out of college? Yeah, that's what I thought.) In the end though, it was nice to see Bama fans be brought crushingly back down to earth. Sorry, kids, but when your coach is doing things like bringing down innocent websites, well, let's just say that the karma of poon is a powerful mistress.