Contrary to logic, let's start with Bi-losses (it sounded better in the title this way). Wow! Back2Back losses pretty much just kissed Back2Back National Championships goodbye. There is little one can say that will make Gator fans feel better, although ItalianGator did a pretty good job. I'll tell you who the real losers are, the people of the state of Louisiana. That place sucks. I have been there, and every second I am there all I can think about is how I can get back to Florida while avoiding the state of Mississippi (pretty long drive). Maybe that is why if you google image "Louisiana Sucks" my picture shows up on the first page (I shit you not, awesome). We will get over it. We have all been through way worse times as Gator fans.
Grimace, LSU's most famous alum
Now, onto Bye-Weeks. I like the bye week as a fan. It gives me a chance to relax and just enjoy some football for a weekend. Normally, I could careless about any other game going on other than the Gators, but during the bye week it gives me a chance to get my bearings and really see where we are at. As a player under Urban Meyer, I would hope and assume that this bye week will be miserable. In Urban's 3 years at Florida he has never lost at home, and he has never lost back to back games. Both of those streaks are down the tube in the last two weeks. I don't care how young we are or how much potential we have. Good coaches hate losing. That is just the way it is. He can talk about all of the positives with Mick Hubert, but trust me, someone is paying for the shortcomings of the last two weeks.
Urban callin' bitches out back in the day.
Finally, I'm not sure, but Tim Tebow is probably bissexual.
Here me out. I am not saying Tim Tebow is gay, far from it. However, if anyones sperm could impregnant a man it would be Tebow's.
Only Arnold's uterus could contain Tim Tebow
What I am saying is that Tim Tebow saw more action his first semester at UF than the cast of Rock of Love at the Glam Jam Tour. The guy has probably done things to women that the BangBus guys would find offensive. I'm just saying he might need to spice things up eventually. Some say he is a good Christian boy with strong moral fiber. Well, maybe it is time to pass the pipe back to Marcus Thomas because that ain't the case. He is still 20 years old, and every chick on that campus would take back their old nose just to get a wiff of his jock.
NOOOOOO!!! Where did you get that? Where did you get that?
Anyways, the guy gets his hands on more bumper than a body shop. I wouldn't be surprised if he throws a dude in there every so often. Ask ItalianGator what the Romans used to do...
He may only run to the left, but definitely swings both ways
-NH Gator